You are driving down a lonely road at night when in front of you, you see a massage table. You stop the car and get out to lay on it (fully clothed of course). In the background you hear the hot oil dispenser beep and the footsteps of a tall Swede approaching in White Winter Wool and red Havaianas. The Swede gives you the best massage you’ve ever had. You return to your car and it is locked, where are the keys??!@?%A$# suddenly you wake up perspiring, you look up and see a billboard for Pepsi in Spanish. What country am I in?!?!?!
(Parts of this story meme are true)