Create a new robot for the company iRobot. I’m really into sci-fi and electronics so this is exactly what I think about on a daily basis. I am very excited to introduce you to iSpouseKeep.
iSpouseKeep is a new super robot that takes care of your spouse! iSpouseKeep can do all the little things that your husband or wife asks YOU to do. This robot is cutting edge but with a classic shaped design. It is built like Rosie from the Jetsons but has longer legs that can zoom up or down so it can scooch under sofas or go up to just under 8 feet to reach things for your spouse.
The iSpouseKeep has 6 eyes all around it’s head so it can see all around, the eyes are actually screens that you can put a wallpaper type picture (ours has our kids pics displayed). This is a really great strategy so the kids will not resent the iSpouseKeep robot they will see themselves in the robot’s eyes, if you don’t have kids put pet pictures or pics of yourself.
iSpouseKeep is customizable in any color except purple, the inventors believed that purple is a very annoying color and does not go with any one’s decor so they refused to produce that color.
There are countless ways to use the iSpouseKeep but I will testify to certain uses that are sure to be a hit.
Keep your spouse company while you are away at work or just in the restroom. Does your spouse miss you while you are in the shower? Does your spouse like a lot of attention and praise? iSpouseKeep will reduce needy affirmations and is well equipped to deal with a huge array of problems from self esteem to a bad day at work to child rearing breakdowns.
This is so huge but there is much more the iSpouseKeep can do for you! Sick of watching that Three Stooges with your husband or Dallas repeat with your wife? Just program iSpouseKeep to sit there – it senses energy and will bounce that back, laughing at the right times, making eye contact when appropriate and did I forget to mention the robot had a dimple? iSpouseKeep can do so many things and may even charm your spouse! I just recently found out there is a playback feature on the iSpouseKeep so you can re watch any programming on the booty screen.
There is also a spy feature so you can monitor your spouses environment, iSpouseKeep can test a small patch of skin alerting you to extra salt and sugar in the blood of your spouse and report directly to the controlling spouse. The controlling spouse can then call the controlled spouse and nag them about it. It can also monitor if there is smoke in the room and alert the other spouse if smoking is dangerous to the spouse’s health.
Another great thing is iSpouseKeep is fully equipped to groom your spouse, the machine can cut thick discolored toe nails with it’s mouth “teeth”. Disclaimer: it may take a few weeks for your spouse to trust the iSpouseKeep Robot enough to allow toenail to be clipped.
The iSpouseKeep will also go to the gym with your mate, the perfect spotter and supporter. The iSpouseKeep knows how to appreciate muscles and will compliment him/her. It’s always a nice surprise to hear a loved ones voice and you can record your voice or choose one of 89 different celebrity voices to speak your words. Some of the celebrities have asked to remain anonymous at this point, but rest assured they will bring a lot of personality to your iSpouseKeep Robot.
The iSpouseKeep is also great in the kitchen, its’ mouth has a great fang to open up baked bean cans or tuna or other SMELLY foods that are not fun to open when preparing foods for your spouse. The iSpouseKeep will also open hard to open jars so you don’t have to disturb your spouse to fill this function.
If you’re wondering if a couple has to actually be married, the answer is no. You are still welcome to use iSpouseKeep but bear in mind this product is for LIFE and has cells that regenerate themselves. There are no returns available – EVER and the iSpouseKeep is designed specifically to work with one couple for life so it will do whatever it takes to keep the union together. There is no escaping the iSpouseKeep and it is slated to save gazilliions of marriages. Another reason for this is if you’re considering this robot before you are married it may be a very good indication that you should not be married.
This robot would be special because it has never been developed before. There would be a personal relationship with the iSpouseKeep from both spouses. Tender and pure, the iSpouseKeep would be privvy to all family business, the calendar, alarm and reminder service would ensure that it is used on an hourly basis as well as ovulation cycles. The iSpouseKeep can enhance that very special spouse relationship with the ‘tonight’s the night’ and ‘not tonight’ feature.
The marketing for this product would be very easy, many people have wedding ceremonies and receptions, this would be THE gift to give and would automatically be added to EVERY wedding registry for pickup at ANY time in the marriage. There are special scratch tickets designed for each marriage to decide who will get the chance to buy this most memorable robot gift.
iSpouseKeep is my solution to a hectic life with marriage and kids. Thanks for the challenge PPP I can’t wait to see the other responses to the Blog Battle Royale. My husband is allergic to pet hair/dander and this would help alleviate some of his reactions. It would also keep my horrible dark green carpet looking nice and hopefully have plenty of room for cheerios and broken potato chips!
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Shannon says:
Awesome idea! I love the scratchers idea to see who gets to pick the robot too
August 18th, 2007 at 4:15 am
Delphine says:
thanks for coming by shannon, don’t forget to vote this weekend… take care
August 18th, 2007 at 4:48 am